ABOUT THE UNRAVELING OF A WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY

Media Guy looks at "poor" Scott McClellan and possibly brainwashed Katie Holmes and finds humor and poetic justice. ABOUT THE UNRAVELING OF A WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY: "When Haskell writes, 'If Holmes were actually answering the questions posed, rather than simply reciting the same mantra-like love letter ...' I think of Scotty McClellan and his zoned-out, autopilot answers, and I sort of wish he had a Scientologist chaperone, too. Because I'd really like to hear him say, 'Karl Rove is the man of my dreams.'"